Let’s face it. Being a parent has its challenges, but overall it’s pretty hilarious! Kids are humans in their rawest form and they’ll tell you everything you didn’t want to hear in every brutally honest way possible. We love the way they ask questions to try and figure out this big beautiful world we live in. Sometimes they could use a little more finesse, but that would take away from the hilarity
We wanted to take the opportunity to appreciate all the hysterical and often inappropriate things our children say...
Here’s just a few of our personal favorites...
“I’m not a slow poke, I’m a fast poke!” - Nixon, Dutchess County NY
“It’s easy to have a baby! You just lean back, push real hard and a baby comes out your ‘gina!” Westley, Westchester NY
“I was in your tummy? And the brothers too? What about Daddy?” - Nixon, Dutchess County NY
“Another brother? How many boys are you going to have? Like, a hundred?” - Westley, Westchester NY
If you don’t feed your kids promptly, they’ll be the saddest people in the world. Apparently.